Wednesday 9 March 2011

Listen. I'm Weird. Deal With It.


Hello once again fellow unfortunate souls,

The worst is over. Oooverr. Phew. I am going to be very frank with you,oh yes. There is as much of a chance of me passing mathematics as there is of Dolly Bindra becoming a Ballerina. Sheesh,imagining THAT sent a chill down my spine. But that's the last thing I might be worried about right now. The issue ruling over my life at this moment is HOW,I mean HOW can people totally overlook Pure, unadulterated AWESOMENESS at times. Makes me feel the world is a sad place  after all. You see, the conversation I had with my best friend a while ago disturbed the shit out of me,if that makes any sense whatsoever,
Bee.Aff.Aff : Sooo,how was the party? Where was it?
Moi : It was totally Lalala types.(A less known synonym for Awesome) At Dipinder Paaji's!
Bee.Aff.Aff : Uhh who?
Moi : Arrey apni,wohi, Dipnaa!
Bee.Aff.Aff : Huh?
Moi :(irritatedly) Dipin. (Fullstop=I am pissed. Ask me what's wrong ASAP,if and only if you love the position of your head on your torso)
Bee. Aff. Aff : Could'nt you say THAT in the first place? Who all came?
Moi : Popkorn, Santa, Sushi, Sukhambi, Cheeku...
Bee Aff. Aff :(Interrupts. Bite me)ACTUAL names please?
Moi : Are you exceptionally slow? How many times have I told you their actual names?
Bee. Aff. Aff : Unn sab ki maa ne itna pyaar se naam rakha hai. It won't kill you if you address them NORMALLY for once.
*No reply*

Even your best friend tends to ignore the most crucial things about you at times. For the rest of you who wish to remain in my good books forever,there is one fact that needs to be kept in mind at ALL times. I am extremely possessive about the "Pet names" I come up with. Mocking at me for something like this would be the last thing you'd want to do. Like seriously.
Well actually,here's a list. You might aswell judge for yourself. Comment only if you have something nice to say. :P 

Hukie
Fudge
Chhotaa baby
Shabbo
Neetha
Tingy baby
Happy-Lee
Cheeku
Jhingulesh
Popkorn
Sukhambi
Diwidaadi
Bandar-In-Chief
Gulabarri
Peeceekay
Kaju
Gujjar
Champi
Ghonchu
Babloo
Sushiya
Chintu Pintu
Bee. Ee
Sindhi bhai
Dipinder Paaji
Rabbit
Lambe Kaan wala
Santa
Gujju Seth
Jojo
Buggs
Teddy Adi
Rooooshi
Chiggy
Dodo
PostScript
Satty-weak
Softy
Shix
Yo-Dee
Moziekins

Are'nt they like the Awesommest names EVER? :P
I mean who the hell likes to be called by the same old Ghissa-Pitta  names they've been responding to since like forever. EVERYBODY calls you Rahul. WHO will call you Hukie? Everybody's always known you're so and so person. And your name's Ashna. But CHEEKU? Does'nt it make you feel all cute? :P Mums find the easiest way out. When you were born,she very conveniently started calling you Pannu, short for Pranav. But who could have thought one fine day you'll be called Popkorn?
There's a simple logic behind  all of this. People walk in and out of your life all the goddamn time. You meet new people,you roll your eyes at a few, and you silently accept a few into your Small World. When I rechristen someone,it's simply a way of saying "Hi. I like you. You're welcome to become a part of my life :)"
And most of the times,the more pet names you have,the more important you are. So the next time you hear me shrieking "Jhinguuuuu" or calling you by that absurd,embarrassing name in front of a drop dread gorgeous chick(:P) or simply get an affectionate text from me saying "Chotaa baby :)", just go ahead and smile a bit for me,because well, it's just my way of saying -You matter. Hang on to me,will you? :)









14 comments:

  1. It's pretty freaky how similar your fundas sound to mine. I do DITTO. I have a freakishly long list of pet names,too. I can't deal with calling people i love by there "oh so duuh" names. So yeah, I happily resign to the funniest petnames ever.
    hi five woman ,I like your scene :)

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  2. And I seem to like you! :) I have FINALLY met someone who does'nt find the concept of Pet names totally ridiculous! Hi Five! :D

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  3. Pet names are super cute, I have pet names for me boyfriend and my best friends too. It feels personal that way, more our thing.

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  4. I dont get a nick name?
    Even after all we've been through together? :P
    Lol, jk.
    (^I love that phrase)
    Cute post :D

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  5. @Meher. EXACTLY my point!
    @Pri. SEE, I call you Pri na! But actually, i justrealised, it's not fun,is it? My evil mind is at work lady, i shall soon Re-Rechristen you :*

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  6. Haina? I thought so too :P

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  7. Yes, flattering nicknames.
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    Please never assign a nickname to me.
    Thanking you,
    Yours faithfully,
    Relieved human being.
    xD

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  8. Hahaha Haw! Why would you say that? :P

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  9. ha ha ha ha....habli babli post!!

    i like it...keep going!!!


    Jai Ho Mangalmay Ho

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  10. ssuch a colorful blog..

    absolutely lovely

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    it ends on the 8th of april..

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  11. You have got to be joking (that was a nice thing to say. I am merely exhausted after reading the long list.) 0_O

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    1. For a moment I convinced myself that those nicknames were definitely imaginary. But really, I think not. :O

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