Sunday, 20 February 2011

Hello. I exist. And you?

So yeah, I finally decided to post something. I mean atleast SOMETHING following that entire hue and cry I raised about blogging that almost everyone came to hear about, all thanks to my loud personality. I am not really new to the entire concept of blogging. When I was asked to critique a few of my friends’ works earlier, I never really gave it much thought. I read a few other people’s blogs too, you know those which I kind of critiqued in my own head(:P),most of which blew me away,because well,you least expect your friends who talk about sex all day long in the classroom(Read Ahmar Suhail) or those who seek attention of any member of the female sorority by coming up with the cheesiest,lamest and possibly the funniest pick up lines(you might want to meet Ishan Roy),or simply those who bully guys who have a fetish for gossip(Vatsal and Sudhanshu might be the abundantly found members of the above stated species) to actually be so good at  something like this! I mean you expect them hog in the canteens, pass me around like ball,try to woo random women,drool over women well beyond their  reach,laugh at random things and make us laugh at randommer things,to name a few,but THIS,pleasantly surprised me. So guys,Big Hug :)
So I had read,critiqued,marvelled at and smiled because of most of the people’s work,but never really thought there was a need for me to revive my love for writing. But Suhasini Krishanan,ladies and gentlemen,is an unstoppable force of nature. She infiltrates your life with her Oh-So-Honest ideas,and before you know it she’s done major good  to you :) And hence, I would take this opportunity to thank the girl with the long legs for inspiring me to start writing again :) Yes, I do love you :) So much so, that I decided to name my blog after her too. Let me explain. Or rather, let me start right from the top.
12:something a.m
I have nothing to do. What the hell am I doing? Really,WHAT? 
*refreshes Facebook homepage in order to have SOMETHING to do*
Priyanka Bannerji likes so and so link
Haha! SO Pri! I wonder whether she’s  updated her blog…

12:something+5minutes a.m
Haha! That girl is a reader’s delight man! Hmm..who’s up next? 
*scrolls and reaches the the  followers,opens separate tabs*

*thoughts and dreams*. 
 And this is?....
*scroll scroll*
Haa! Diwiii <3 Sweet and simple :) So her :)

Ishan Is Sexy. 
Do I even need to scroll? Ishan bol ke Pranav toh hoga nahi, :P Haha! That kid,seriously, that kid.. 
*huge smile*

Eternally Articulate. 
Woah. Heavy dude. Dipinder Paaji?..
*scroll scroll*
 VATSAL KHULLAR? Abbey saala dictionary le kar baitha tha kya? :P

Mind through words. Paaji?..
*scroll scroll
 *Voice inside head is speechless

You probably think you’re cooler than me. 
 AHMAR SUHAIL! CANNOT be any one else! Come on, I cant be wrong this time..
*scroll scroll
HELL! I am unbeatable all over again! Ahmar Suhail it is!

From the heart. 
Uhh who? 
Haa! Dipinaa! Paaji! FINALLY!

Welcome to Lalaland. 
*scroll scroll
Su! :)

12:45. am
1.oo am
Reads some more.
1.14 am.
Arrey waah! *Posts something on Su’s wall*
1.15 am.
*switches off PC. Snuggles into Red blanket*
*mental excitement*
Yahoooo! Something new I can do apart from logging into Facebook and annihilating time. But what  the hell am I supposed to name it?
Something macha.
Haha dedicated to Su?okay I can build on that.
Hey there machas.
Uhh not exactly, what else?
Hey there machas, and other fisherwomen.
HELLO there machas and other fisherwomen.
I REALLY think there’s a need to explain the reason behind this exquisite name, which I guess hardly makes any sense for most of you. So here it is!
The following is an excerpt from the conversation me and Su had on my birthday last year,
Ru: Guys! We’re going to Citywalk for lunch. Be THERE! (Well I am not really sticking to facts in here,for if my memory would be SO sharp, well, I’d be doing wonders :P )
Su:I cant come macha(followed by some sort of an apology I cant recall.)
Ru: MACHA? Uhh okay! Try coming though Su! :(

So yeah, at that point of time I thought it’s a Bengali word for Fisherwoman, and I had no idea what so ever why Su would call me that, till I was finally told what it meant
Macha-Tamil for friend.
THAT is where the name comes from =)
And the background is what it is because I freaking miss dancing like HELL and because I am suddenly obsessed with calvin all over again. I don’t really like hobbes for some very weird reason. Which I don’t intend to specify.
Which brings us to the url,which turned out to be the  source of amusement for quite a number of people. Ilikebigbutts(True)andicannotlie(False)  
Well the sole reason is that I really like the way Ross shakes his butt when he sings this one along with Rachel. Kind of turns me on. No I’m just kidding, It’s just because I really do like big butts. And I would never EVER lie about that :)
Phew, this thing really did turn out to be quite long. You were right Paaji, once you start, you really need to decide to stop.
So I guess I should just “Sign off” now Doze off soon too, considering it’s 1:30 and I need to get up early to study chem.. *sigh* The realisation finally strikes you,you know,no matter what you’ve been doing/enjoying. Ki yeh do pal ki chaandni hai aur fir sirf kaali raat hai. No matter what you do/enjoy, you’ll end up with that pile of Chemistry/Physics/Maths/Biology GRANTHS(the word mum uses for books of enormous size and volume) in front of you. You eventually have to surrender to them, as they engulf you slowly, and gradually, into that dark, dark cloud of…
Well, that’s another story, and shall be the topic of some other post, later. For now, I am just glad that I started blogging, cause it kind of makes me feel that even though I am a sciencee, I still have a life :)


  1. muahahaha!im the first one to comment!
    this is really good!
    hey i do not try to seek attention of any member of the female sorority :X
    well i do ;)
    its what im good at ;D

  2. Oh my god ! You actually dedicated your blog name to me ! You think I moved you to pick the pen again and write? That is the best compliment my writing's ever got, and I know my writing isn't kick ass or anything ! But anyhoo, this is so sweet ! Thankyou RuBaby, I love you too! :)

  3. @Jojo. Hahaha! The excitement is sooo contagious xD Ofcourse you are baby bitch, no one does it better! xD
    @Sukhambi. YES! Because I read a lot of people's work, and critiqued it and stuff, but when I read YOUR posts, well they were just so YOU. I mean they had Suhasini Krishnan painted all over them! And at that point of time, i realised even I want a place where I can express myself, just the way I am! Lets just say the HONESTY of whatever you wrote inspired me :) Muah! :*

  4. Oh, first of all your template is awesome :D
    You mentioned me in your blog? Yayie!!!! :D :D
    I like the blog URL more than your post ;) Waise post bhi mast likhi hai. This is the first time I read such a long post but I like your way of writing :) Oh, Dictionary! JAJAJAJAJAJAJA! :D
    My tip to you would be, be regular :)
    All the best and welcome to the world of 'Articulation' ;)
    (I don't leave any opportunity to advertise my blog :P)

  5. Since I have already expressed my over-excitement about this, I'll just sum it up in one word: Yaaaaaayyyy. :D
    PS- Thank you, for the references and honorary mentions ;)

  6. @Gujju seth. I know right? :D Yeah I gues considering the fact that I talk Oh-So-Much, you can expect my posts to be pretty long to. Cause you see, I will ALWAYS have a lot to say :D
    Yeah I guess I could do that,Gujju Seth, but science is really not treating me well :/ BUT I promise I shall try writing even more often, atleast once more before the terms. Thank you :)
    @Dipinder Paaji. Hahahaha yes ofcourse you have. And THANK you for encouraging me lady. i had almost lost hope :)

  7. first...sorry I coudnt check it out any earlier..!!
    secondly...WHY did YOU hv to contemplate soooo much before writing...!!! comes naturally to you.!!!
    well written..and thank you for the mention=)
    (..n honestly am i that simple??)

  8. Eee you read it! Finally! yay! :)
    You're simpler than the rest of us. Which, TRUST me, is a good thing :)

  9. hehe Now that I've finally gone through all your posts, it's time I say that you're a damned good blogger yourself. ;)
    Thank you for the revelation of the nomenclature. I had googled Macha out of curiosity and it turned out to be an Irish goddess or a Malayalam brother-in-law; that kept me quite dumbfounded. o_O
    Let the new posts now roll out. :-D


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